keeping it real

Sometimes I look back on my days here and realize just how different our lives have become since we move to China ten months ago. For example...

1. I'm beginning to believe that I'm actually quite tall, at 5'3".

2. I try to haggle over the $1.25 price of a scarf at the market.

3. I don’t leave home without toilet paper.

4. I’m no longer flinching every few seconds when I take a taxi ride.

5. I know how to re-set the power in my kitchen three different ways.

6. Although I will never think it’s okay, I no longer take a second glance at seeing a small child going to the bathroom on the sidewalk. Which also leads me to share the fact that people do NOT splash around in the puddles that scatter the sidewalks and streets…even when it’s raining.

7. We think nothing of a parent pointing directly at us, and in a loud voice that we most certainly can hear, saying to their young child “laowai, laowai!” (which translates “foreigner, foreigner!”).

8. Our options of transportation to get around town are: an electric scooter, a crowded bus, or a dirty taxi.

9. Getting groceries takes a minimum of 2 hours and 3 stops.

10. Receiving a box in the mail is the equivalent to finding gold at the end of a rainbow (thanks family & friends!!).

11. I might start a side business of charging the Chinese to take their picture with us. What? Our support could be cut in half!

12. We buy XXXL size shirts over here.

13. My definition of a western restaurant is any place in town that brings me a fork with my meal.

14. I browse the import aisle of our food store like it’s a new JCrew spring catalog.

15. We own a purple, two-headed, scooter rain poncho that we use often during rainy season. (and we laugh every time we put it on – quite a sight)

All of these things, in a funny way, warm my heart because they are becoming more and more like home to me. And as long as we can laugh, snicker and truly find the humor in these moments, I’m pretty sure we’re exactly where we should be.