My parents used to make up names for the cities around western Pennsylvania. I'm not sure whether it was just for fun or to show what they really thought about the places. Either way, Aliquippa became Ali-creep-a. Coraopolis, became Crappy-opolis. Leechburg became Leech-bed and on and on it went. Recently, while driving out of Kunming we saw a sign for a town that really fits on my parents' list without a lot of editing. If you ever complained about the name of your hometown, rest easy. It could be worse...
(for those of you who speak chinese a little liberty has to be taken, but who's checking...)